Sleeping like a Baby

I'm sure you are familiar with the phrase: "I slept like a baby".  This phrase generally seems to be used when referring to a quiet and peaceful sleep.

Huh.

I would like for us to all pause for a moment and consider what you are REALLY saying when you say that you slept like a baby:

- You slept on a firm mattress with bars around you and no pillow.
- You made all sorts of funny grunts and groans in your sleep.
- You woke up crying every three hours or so because either:
  a. You pooped your pants,
  b. You have gas, or
  c. You are REALLY hungry and want milk RIGHT NOW.
- But at least you looked super cute while you were sleeping.