Logic according to toddlers:
Toddler: Oops, I spilled some of this on the table. I guess I might as well dump the rest of it out on the table too.
Toddler: Mom wants me to play downstairs? Try to get upstairs as quickly as possible. Mom decides to take me upstairs? Have a fit immediately.
Toddler: Giving mom my half eaten apple means that I am entitled to a new apple.
Toddler: If an apple is cut into slices it doesn't count as an apple anymore.
Toddler: When mom says "no, you can't have a cookie," what she actually means is that I can pull a chair over to the counter and help myself.
Toddler: Since I know how to open the door to my room, clearly that means that after mom and dad put me to bed I should try to escape my room fifty million times.
Logic according to moms:
Mom: I know this great game, it's called we all go to sleep.
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